Lyrics

Dirty Looks and Comic Books
Megadeth and Knee High Boots
She’s a walkin talkin’, whiskey totin’ gal

She keeps me guessing like a game show host
Makes me feel like a million bucks
But when the lights go down…
She disappears

She’s got a way of putting me down
Just enough to keep me around
She’ll paint a smile on my face
When I’m down on my luck
Yea, but she’ll only kiss me
When She’s Drunk

We go out just to kill some time
But I’ve got other things in mind
The key to her heart is dangling from a glass
“Fill Her Up!” on J&B
Won’t take long ‘cause she’s five foot three
I think the liquor store on fifth is open late

She’s got a way of putting me down
Just enough to keep me around
She’ll paint a smile on my face
When I’m down on my luck
Yea, but she’ll only kiss me
When She’s Drunk

Maybe she just doesn’t know how I feel
I could wait til we’re sober and tell her it’s real
Give her diamonds and flowers
Couldn’t settle for anything less
Nah fuck it I’ll just bring a bottle of anything and hope for the best

She’s got a way of putting me down
Just enough to keep me around
She’ll paint a smile on my face
When I’m down on my luck
Yea, but she’ll only kiss me
I said, Lord, she’s gonna miss me
But she’ll only kiss me
When She’s Drunk